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Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!
K.
Knapsack straps.

Knife and a fork, bottle and a cork, that is the way you spell New York.

L.
Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

Listen to the local yokel yodel.

Lovely lemon liniment.

M.
Meet Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite, the celebrated theological statistician.

Mix, Miss Mix!

Moose noshing much mush.

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be!

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

My dame hath a lame tame crane. My dame hath a crane that is lame.

Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.

N.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

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I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.
I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet, I sit.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

I wish you were a fish in my dish.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

If a shipshape ship shop stocks six shipshape shop-soiled ships, how many shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock?

Irish wristwatch.

Is there a pleasant peasant present?

Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir

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E.
Ed had edited it. 

F.
Flash message!

Flee from fog to fight flu fast.

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy. Was he?

G.
Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.

Give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.

Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Good blood, bad blood.

Greek grapes.

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He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar. 

Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.

Betty better butter Brad's bread. 

Black bugs' blood.

Brad's big black bath brush broke.

Bright blows the broom on the brook's bare brown banks. 

Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons - balancing them badly.

Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter -- that would make my batter better."

Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies.

Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.

C. 

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? 

Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved. 

Cheap ship trip. 

Cheryl's chilly cheap chip shop sells Cheryl's cheap chips. 

Chop shops stock chops. 

Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.
 
D.

Diligence dismisseth despondency. 

Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps. 

Double bubble gum bubbles double.

Dust is a disk's worst enemy.

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